Sometimes, while having a laugh, we try to give other people something to laugh about and, in doing so, if we can make a bit of money for Charity, then it's a triple win. For several years, I was asked to be the M.C. and Auctioneer at the Hong Kong Cricket Club, presenting their charity … Continue reading Tall Stories – Charity (Rude-ish) →

While working as a Landscape Architect in Edinburgh, I was given the job of designing a Children’s Playground in Wester Hailes, one of the hardest districts in Edinburgh during the late 70’s. The people were great, but they lived in a dire environment and there were a lot of the usual sort of problems associated … Continue reading Tall Stories – The Creativity o’ Wains. →

School. Until the age of 11, I loved school. It was a magical place with loads of girls and two rather fit Teachers, Mrs Foster was beautiful but unattainable, being already married, so I had to settle for being engaged to her daughter Susan at the age of 9. However, at age 10, I was … Continue reading Tall Stories – School →

Rugby is a game for idiots to play and drunken morons to watch. Count me in as a moron. Where can I buy the T shirt? It is also essential to World Peace. Without it there would be way too much testosterone walking the streets. I think that they should interbreed Mixed Martial Arts with … Continue reading Tall Stories – Rugby 7’s →